Monday, January 4, 2010

A Twelve Step plan for Democrats

Came across this today on Scott Ott's Facebook page. Michael Steele, our fearless leader of the RNC is releasing a new book "Right Now: A 12 Step Program for defeating the Obama agenda". And it got me remembering the book I saw the the DNC chairman Tim Kaine wrote, "Maybe Never: A twelve step plan for passing the Obama Agenda.

Step 1. We admit that we are powerless over Big Government

Step 2. Only a government bigger than GWB's government can save us.

Step 3. We made a decision to turn our money and freedom over to the government.

Step 4. Made a searching of our tax receipts (this only applies to those living under Big Government.Not to prospective members of the administrion)

Step 5. Admitted to Obama the exact nature of what is wrong with free enterprise.

Step 6. We are ready to have Obama nationalize all remaining remnants of the free market.

Step 7. Humbly ask Obama to remove the yoke of work from us.

Step 8. Made a list of all of the people that Republicans have harmed and find a way to send Attn Gen Holder after them.

Step 9. Made Attn General Holder send them to Gitmo (It's not for terrorists anymore!)

Step 10. Continued to take personal inventory of Republicans and send them to Gitmo when necessary.

Step 11. Sought through Obama's youtube videos and speeches in MP3 format for the knowledge and will to carry out Obama's vision.

Step 12.Having had a glorious vision of the future, spread the message of Hopenchange to all people, at least those on the mailing list.