Monday, April 13, 2009

Jury reaches verdict in Phil Spector case... Botox industry worried it will lose it's best client

In a breaking story from Los Angeles, the jury for the Phil Spector murder trial have reached a verdict.

After hearing about a possible verdict for Spector, we contacted Sindy "Stretch" Hawkins, the national spokesperson for the Botox industry.

We aren't too terribly worried about the loss of Mr. Spector's business," Ms. Hawkins tried to say through a clenched jaw. " We are currently beginning to work closely with the embalming business to try and expand our market share. From the looks of it, Mr. Spector may already be working with an embalmer."

More to follow.

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